One of the cooler things the WordPress community started doing in 2006 was putting on these events we called WordCamps.https://ma.tt/2023/08/i-love-wordcamps/
No Matt, stop rewriting shit.
You created the first WordCamp.
I was there. I was one of those that lugged bottles of water up the stairs and then later back down.
What next? You walked across water and fed everyone having only 1 bagel and 3 sardines?
Who are you these days?